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100% organic slop
A radar for slop · est. 2026
Is it built,
or is it slop?
Paste any URL. We sniff out the AI fingerprints, score the vibe 0–100, and roast it accordingly. No mercy. Some mercy. Your call.
… sites roasted · we're not judging (we are)
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Updated live. Mostly slop. Tap any site to re-roast it.
The tells
What gives slop away
Five things templates and AI builders can't help but leave behind. We check for every one, and weight them by how guilty they are.
How it works
01🔗
Paste a link
Any URL: yours, a rival's, or that startup you've been side-eyeing.
02📡
We scan it
We sniff the markup, stack, copy and assets for every AI tell we know.
03🔥
Get roasted
A 0–100 score, the receipts, and a roast worth screenshotting.
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Wear it with pride.
Or shame.
Scored low? Flex a Certified Hand-Crafted badge on your site. Scored high? Honestly, respect for owning it.